Hi there, I’m a progressive. I’m feeling pretty darn good these days. I’ve had about 100 years of influence and I’m really seeing the fruits of my labor pay off. I’ve got control of education, popular culture and most of the federal, state and local government right where I want them. All I need now is for you pesky holdouts to fight amongst yourselves and dither on about the things that YOU disagree about and while you’re otherwise occupied picking at those things… Well, I’m just going to see my people walk right back into their places and finally cement that last brick comfortably into place. Thanks for playing and find your place in line.